What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:07

Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
What would you change in Rings of Power?
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Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
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share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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